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but there was no comparison
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that time with my second cousin
patrizia doesn't count
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one time, she smothered me
with kisses and her big tits
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now she's a kindergarten teacher
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i hope those poor kids are okay
1:03:17
paolo
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then there was marina
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we called her 'vespucci'
like the navy training ship
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this floozy weaned most of
the adolescents in the neighborhood
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i want to tell you a lot of things
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go ahead
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first of all, my name isn't paolo
1:04:01
what is it?
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It's piero, but it doesn't matter
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then i have a proposal
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let's stay right here, today, tomorrow
the day after tomorrow
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but i'm leaving soon
1:04:12
to be frank, if i were you
i wouldn't go to corsica
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the ferries are uncomfortable
they're always late
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sometimes they even sink
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it's too hot there in the summer
the vegetation is really dry
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perfect conditions for deadly fires
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and then there are attacks
by independence fighters
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dying on vacation must be really suck
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do you like the idea of dying?
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Then let's die together, right here
1:04:35
we'll hold hands and jump into the canal
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but i told you, ernesto's waiting for me
with the ticket
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i wouldn't even take a bus with
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someone named ernesto
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why?
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J ust kidding
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i joke too much, don't i?
Then here's something serious
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go ahead
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i love you