:10:04
This is Amirchand. My mother's
sister-in-laws, sister's son!
:10:09
Why don't you say
a distant-cousin?
:10:13
Sir, I'm Amirchand, my brother
Garibchand, and my wife Bhagyashri.
:10:22
- He's an N.R.I. Too.
- Which country do you come from?
:10:28
- Not now. He used to live
in Sri Lanka. - So what?
:10:33
An Indian coming from Sri-Lanka is
an NRI, too! - We're small people.
:10:39
Variety of rich dishes are laid out
for you. - We're not even invited!
:10:43
Amirchand, come here and
open your complaints book.
:10:48
- My respects, Auntie.
- Right. How are you?
:10:53
Uncle. Take your medicine
for the evening.
:10:56
- My dose? - You're to take your
dose everyday at 7 p.m. And 9 a.m.
:11:02
- 9 a.m., 7 p. M...
- Who told you?
:11:06
- Tell me. Who told you.
- I was ironing your overcoat...
:11:11
...a slip fell out from it.
It said what you are to eat...
:11:16
And also what not too.
It was signed "Arjun".
:11:22
- This is his work, eh?
- Who's this Arjun?
:11:26
He's my 18th son.
Son of my distant sister.
:11:32
He sees to my every personal need.
I call him my "Little Master".
:11:37
He has penned a lovely song.
:11:41
Have your dose first then go
on about "I love India".
:11:46
Auntie, why is our Ganga...
:11:49
...buttering that man so much?
:11:52
You always smell of jealousy!
Here, have some water.