:05:02
What's your
favorite scary movie ?
:05:04
Showgirls. Absolutely frightening.
What's yours ?
:05:09
- What's your problem ?
- Sorry.
:05:11
Wait. Let me guess.
The House On Sorority Row ?
:05:15
Dorm That Dripped Blood ?
Splatter University ?
:05:19
Graduation Day ?
Final Exam ?
:05:21
- Am I close ?
- Closer than you think.
:05:25
Too slow, geek.
Do you want to die ?
:05:29
Is that the best you can do ? Because
Billy and Stu were much more original.
:05:33
Hey !
:05:35
- Who's this ?
- Who's this ?
:05:37
- Gale Weathers, author of
The Woodsboro Murders.
- Who ?
:05:39
Come on.
:05:41
Okay.
:05:44
He's gotta be
around here someplace.
:05:46
He's just playing with us.
:05:51
White male suspect-
nine o'clock.
:05:53
- My clock or your clock ?
- Your clock.
:05:57
I'll go
around the back.
:06:00
Why are you even here,
Randy ?
:06:03
You'll never be
the leading man.
:06:06
Fuck you !
:06:08
No matter how hard you try,
you'll never be the hero,
:06:11
and you'll never, ever
get the girl.
:06:14
- Shit !
- Shit ! Sorry.
:06:17
- Hey, man-
- Wrong guy, dead boy.
:06:21
Oh, yeah ? Well, let's redirect
a moment, Mr. I'm-So-Original.
:06:27
- What's she doing ?
- I don't know.
:06:29
Hey ! Ah !
:06:31
- What just happened ?
-What the hell are you doing ?
:06:34
- A citizen's arrest-
- Can I help you ?
:06:37
- Hello ? Hello ?
- Sorry. Beg your pardon.
:06:40
Where's your innovation ? Why copycat
two high school loser-ass dickheads ?
:06:45
Stu was a pussy-ass
wet rag.
:06:48
And Billy Loomis- Billy Loomis !
What the fuck !
:06:51
Jesus ! What a rat-lookin',
homo-repressed mama's boy !
:06:56
Why not set
your goals higher, huh ?
:06:58
You wanna be one
of the big boys ? Huh ?