:59:00
Why're you laughing?
:59:01
-What's so funny?
-Nothing.
:59:03
I'm serious.
:59:05
Our family has been here for centuries.
:59:07
Yet they treat us as if we just
swam across the Rio Grande.
:59:11
We must know about
John Wayne and Pedro Infante.
:59:14
We must know about
Frank Sinatra and Agustin Lara.
:59:18
We must know about Oprah and Cristina.
:59:21
Anglo food is too bland.
:59:23
And yet, in Mexico we get the runs.
:59:25
Now that, to me, is embarrassing.
:59:27
Japanese-Americans, ltalian-Americans,
German-Americans...
:59:30
...their homeland is across the ocean.
:59:33
Ours...
:59:34
...is right next door.
Right over there.
:59:37
We must prove to the Mexicans
how Mexican we are.
:59:40
Prove to the Americans we're American.
:59:42
We must be more Mexican than Mexicans,
more American than Americans...
:59:45
...both at the same time!
It's exhausting.
:59:48
Damn!
:59:50
Nobody knows how tough it is
to be Mexican-American.
:59:55
It's a good thing we have "frijoles"
to keep our strength up for the job.
:59:59
-Now you're making fun of me.
-No, I'm not! And "menudo".
1:00:03
Now you're making me hungry.
1:00:05
Come on, Dad.
1:00:07
I can do it. I know I can.
1:00:08
Really.
1:00:10
Trust us.
1:00:12
Let's finish touring California
and then will talk about it.
1:00:15
But being Mexican-American
is really hard.
1:00:51
Security!
1:00:58
What's going on in here?