:06:02
So I decided my visible Man,
to mirror me,
:06:05
would have green mucus
coming out of the mouth,
:06:07
and of course sperm,
'cause coming and coughing
:06:11
is about the only two things I do
on a consistent basis.
:06:13
And also shitting--
:06:15
with Cystic Fibrosis, shit--
:06:18
bad digestion has been with me
all my life,
:06:21
and bad runny bowels
is a constant thing,
:06:25
so I figure my visible Man
should shit all the time.
:06:27
The next question was,
"What should I use for the fluids? "
:06:31
So I start with the sperm,
that's the easiest thing to do,
:06:35
it just comes right out of the bottle.
:06:36
What better thing for sperm
than White Rain Hair Conditioner?
:06:41
Let's see.
Just look at it.
:06:43
That is great come.
:06:47
I don't come like this,
by the way.
:06:50
This is wishful thinking on my part.
:06:53
'Cause when I come,
it's like--
:06:54
I could masturbate for hours and hours,
:06:56
and then ejaculate, I think--
:06:58
I would have an orgasm
and nothing happens.
:07:00
But then slowly,
an hour later, that's it.
:07:03
That's the extent of my come.
:07:05
So I'm a very neat sexy person.
:07:08
Some guys are like that--
but not me.
:07:12
So the visible Man
is my wishful other self.
:07:15
This a come cup and the come pump.
:07:18
If this was a real cooking show,
:07:21
I'd have one
already prepared in the oven.
:07:24
Okay. Let's see him come.
He's gonna pee first.
:07:27
Don't we all sometimes
make a pee before we come?
:07:34
It's a constant turn-on-
:07:35
it's gonna make
some visible Woman very happy someday.
:07:40
You've got to remember
that the visible Man
:07:43
is a very sick person,
:07:44
he's coughing just like me--
he's filled with phlegm--
:07:49
Now the next step
is the most fun of all.
:07:52
It took me a year to figure out
how to do this right.
:07:56
Shit. I want him
to be able to go plop, plop,
:07:59
all day long, real slowly.