:06:07
-Honey?
-Hmm?
:06:09
Who's Big Mama's
favorite grandbaby?
:06:12
I am.
:06:13
What would my sweet pea do
for Big Mama?
:06:15
Anything.
:06:16
Then go tell Aunt Bird
to get her butt in here...
:06:19
with her new husband now.
:06:23
AHMAD: Being Big Mama's favorite
wasn't easy...
:06:25
especially when it came
to keeping the peace.
:06:27
But I always did
what she asked...
:06:29
even if it meant
charging into a bathroom...
:06:31
full of fine,
half-dressed women.
:06:34
MAXINE: Ahmad, what you want?
:06:36
-Yo, Bird.
-What?
:06:38
Big Mama said
get your black ass out here.
:06:40
Big Mama ain't told nobody
to get nowhere.
:06:42
Stay out of grown folks'
business.
:06:46
-Can't believe what I saw.
-Me either.
:06:48
BIRD: Who invited Simuel?
:06:50
MAXINE: I didn't.
:06:51
TERl: Doesn't matter. Why were
you letting him feel you up?
:06:54
MAXINE: Now your man's dancing
with some Miss Hootchie Mama...
:06:58
Iike there weren't no wedding
10 minutes ago.
:07:00
-Whose man?
-Your man, girl.
:07:02
BIRD: Oh, hell, no.
:07:03
Nobody's disrespecting me
on my wedding day.
:07:06
MAXINE: That's what I mean.
:07:08
BIRD: Excuse me!
:07:09
Did you see that dress
Miss Thing had on?
:07:11
-Did you see her behind?
-All up her butt.
:07:14
That's what she get--
:07:15
draggin' somebody in
who ain't got nothin'...
:07:17
and puttin' him off on family.
:07:19
Family? Puttin' him off on me.
I paid for this wedding.
:07:22
Teri, why do you always say
how you pay for everything?
:07:25
'Cause I do.
:07:30
Who is that
hootchie-cootchie mama...
:07:34
with her fat ass
all over my husband?
:07:37
MAXINE: I told you.
:07:38
This is my wedding day!
I'm supposed to be happy!
:07:42
Shoot. We happy.
:07:44
It's supposed to be
the happiest day of your life.
:07:46
-Everybody's happy.
-We're happy.
:07:49
But we'd be more happy
if we beat that ho' down.
:07:54
EMCEE: Yeah! Come on.
:07:57
MAXINE: Let's go get her ass.
:07:59
EMCEE: She's workin' it on him !
Do it! Do it!