:05:01
AHMAD: Moms and Aunt Teri
don't get along.
:05:04
Never have, maybe never will.
:05:07
Big Mama said she should have
named them Vinegar and Oil...
:05:08
We have you down at 10:00
with Sterphan. Thanks. Bye.
:05:10
'cause they don't mix.
:05:12
It started in the early
eighties, before I was born.
:05:12
I knew you'd call.
:05:14
Simuel. Let me take
your briefcase, baby.
:05:14
It started in the early
eighties, before I was born.
:05:17
The rule was if one of
the Joseph girls had a date...
:05:17
-Come on over here.
-Here we go.
:05:19
I'm glad you made it.
:05:20
a sister had to come along,
like a chaperone.
:05:21
There's something
I wanna talk about.
:05:23
-Is that right?
-Yeah. Have a seat.
:05:24
When Teri and my pops
were going out...
:05:25
Why don't you let me
hook up your fade?
:05:26
Big Mama had Moms tag along,
in case Pops tried anything.
:05:27
-Fade?
-Yeah.
:05:29
Edge you up,
clean you up a little bit.
:05:30
MAXINE: Hey, all right.
:05:32
You're looking good,
but I can make it better.
:05:33
Check it out, y'all.
Unh! Mm-hmm.
:05:35
Dig that.
:05:39
He-e-e-ey.
:05:41
That's how you got to work it,
how you got to skate.
:05:41
What's this all about...hmm?
:05:44
That's how you gotta do it. Ow!
:05:46
What do you mean?
:05:48
You acting like I'm Big Willie
or something.
:05:51
You treating me all good.
What's going on?
:05:51
KENNY: You all right?
:05:56
Actually, l, um...
:05:57
I need a favor.
:06:00
AHMAD: I can't say for sure
Mom started it...
:06:03
but Dad couldn't resist...
:06:05
whatever it was
she was throwing down.
:06:08
Look at 'em.
See what I'm saying?
:06:09
[Whispering]
Can you do me a favor?
:06:11
ROLLERSKATER: Look out, y'all!
:06:12
AHMAD: When I first saw Simuel,
I knew he was up to no good.
:06:13
TERl: Aah!
:06:14
ROLLERSKATER: I told you!
:06:17
He wanted Bird bad...
:06:18
and there wasn't nothing he
wouldn't do or say to get her.
:06:21
Something bad
was about to happen.
:06:23
It was as plain to see
as those phat suits he wore.
:06:30
[Groaning]
:06:34
What do you think?
:06:36
MAXINE: Kenny...
:06:36
You got much game, Bird.
:06:38
AHMAD: Mom stole Dad
from under Aunt Teri's nose...
:06:39
I learned from you.
Heh heh heh.
:06:41
and the two haven't
gotten along since.
:06:42
But what's in this for me?
:06:44
MAXINE: Get out!
:06:46
Get outta the car now!
:06:48
Get outta the car right now!
:06:48
Bird!
:06:51
Oh, shit!
:06:52
Bird, where you at, baby?
:06:54
I got some great news.
:06:57
Bird!
:06:59
Get off her, Teri! Come on, now.