1:00:01
You want to make me beg?
1:00:03
No, all I want
is an explanation.
1:00:05
I just got in.
1:00:06
I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.
1:00:09
Besides that,
everything's peachy.
1:00:11
Thanks for asking.
1:00:13
Now settle down
and explain this to me.
1:00:16
You don't know
you won a trip...
1:00:18
to Fhloston Paradise for two
for ten days?
1:00:21
I suppose you'll just leave me
on the lunar surface?
1:00:26
If I'd won a trip,
I'd know.
1:00:28
I would've been notified.
1:00:32
They've been blaring your name out
on the radio for an hour.
1:00:40
I'll call you back.
1:00:45
General, how nice to see you
in the 5000 block.
1:00:50
Nice apartment.
1:00:52
You've settled
into a wonderful life.
1:00:54
Heard you lost your job.
1:00:57
You heard that?
1:01:00
Don't worry.
I'll get another job.
1:01:02
Don't bother.
We have one for you.
1:01:05
"Major Dallas...
1:01:06
you've been selected
for a mission."
1:01:08
- What mission?
- To save the world.
1:01:11
"You leave
for Fhloston Paradise.
1:01:13
Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back."
1:01:17
Any questions?
1:01:18
Why me? I retired
six months ago. Remember?
1:01:21
Three reasons.
1:01:23
One:
1:01:24
As a member
of the Elite Special Forces Unit...
1:01:27
you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.
1:01:31
Two: You're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.
1:01:34
The third?
1:01:36
Of all the members of your unit,
you're the only one left alive.
1:01:40
Check your messages?
1:01:41
I've had enough good news.
1:01:43
Might be important.
1:01:47
You're a winner!
1:01:48
You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
1:01:55
Here are your tickets.
1:01:56
You rigged the contest?
1:01:58
Congratulations.