:18:00
No wonder
he wants to kill himself.
:18:02
DAVE:
At least one bloke got a job...
:18:04
out of this place
being shut down.
:18:07
What did you tell him for,
any road? Kid's a nutter.
:18:10
GAZ: He's a bugle player.
:18:13
Could come in right handy.
Might need a bit of music.
:18:16
He's got a car...
:18:18
somewhere to practice.
:18:21
Besides, good what's-its-name
for the lad--therapy.
:18:24
DAVE: Oh, aye, jiggling about
in the buff, therapy.
:18:28
He won't be the only one
trying to kill himself...
:18:31
if you carry on
with this caper.
:18:33
NATHAN: Dad, I'm hungry.
:18:35
GAZ: Eh up.
:18:36
[Car horn honks]
:18:44
DAVE: Hey, Lomper...
:18:46
where's me rice?
:18:48
Try the cylinder head, tubby.
:18:52
NATHAN: I don't like Chinese.
:18:54
GAZ:
Of course you do, don't you?
:18:57
DAVE: Let's see his records.
:18:59
GAZ: What we got, then, Dave?
:19:01
DAVE: "The Floral Dance."
:19:05
-"Marching with Hepworth."
-Jesus Christ.
:19:07
DAVE: Ah, "Hot Chocolate."
Now we're talking.
:19:11
[Singing] I believe in miracles
:19:13
Since you came along
:19:15
GAZ AND DAVE SINGING:
you sexy thing
:19:17
GAZ: Stick it on, Daverino.
I'm there.
:19:33
NATHAN: Dad, don't.
:19:35
GAZ: No, it's all right, Nathan.
:19:36
This is right.
I've seen 'em do it.
:19:40
DAVE ON SPEAKER:
Good evening, Sheffield--
:19:41
GAZ: Dave.
:19:42
All right, all right.
:19:45
"you Sexy Thing."
:19:47
A-one, two...
:19:48
a-one, two, three, four.
:19:50
[Music starts]