:46:01
Left touchline, three, four.
:46:04
Right touchline, three, four.
:46:07
Off-side trap, one, two...
:46:09
three, four.
:46:10
Now the belt, three, four.
:46:13
Now the shoes, three, four.
:46:16
Now the socks, three, four.
:46:18
-Hang on!
-Carry on!
:46:21
Aah!
[Music stops]
:46:23
NATHAN: That were crap.
:46:25
GERALD: Give us a chance.
:46:26
Even Madonna has difficulty
getting her shoes and socks off.
:46:29
-you could have had me eye out.
-I'm sorry.
:46:31
LOMPER: What are you doing?
They're bloody borrowed.
:46:35
GAZ:
We can use them for the show.
:46:37
It's what them Chippendales do.
:46:39
They put Velcro down the side,
and then...all is revealed.
:46:42
I'll sew 'em back up after.
:46:44
LOMPER: Where did you learn
to be an ace sewer then?
:46:46
NATHAN: Prison.
:46:51
GAZ: Cheers, Nathe.
:46:56
GAZ: Come on, Al. It's me.
:46:59
ALAN: Which is precisely why
it's a hundred quid up front--
:47:01
half price.
:47:03
If I give you the club
for nowt, you don't turn up...
:47:05
go back on your word...
:47:07
I'm left with an empty club
on a Friday night.
:47:08
GAZ: Course we'll turn up.
I haven't got one hundred quid!
:47:13
ALAN: lf you told me what
you were up to, it might help.
:47:18
GAZ: I can't. It's top secret.
:47:21
ALAN: Sorry, youth.
:47:38
-All right, luv?
-Hi, Mum.
:47:39
MANDY: What do you want?
:47:41
GAZ: All right, Mand?
:47:43
I'm gonna get you
all your money.
:47:45
Our money. Nathan's.
:47:47
Well, you know,
for definite this time.
:47:49
-yeah, right. That all?
-yeah.
:47:54
GAZ:
Well, no. The thing is, Mand...
:47:56
you have to speculate
to accumulate in business, like.
:47:59
I'm not sure I'm hearing this.