:20:00
Okay, uh, State, we're gonna need
talking points for the president.
:20:05
We're also gonna need to know anybody
that might want to detonate a nuke
on Russian soil.
:20:08
General, I'm gonna need
a military liaison...
:20:11
with intel background
and Russian contacts.
:20:13
- You've got it.
- Oh, and, General,
:20:15
make sure he's willing
to take orders from a woman.
:20:18
[ Woman ] Colonel Devoe,
let's deal with the events of May 18.
:20:21
You were arrested
in a bar brawl...
:20:25
in a Moscow disco
called Night Crawler ?
:20:29
Yes, ma'am,
that's correct.
:20:31
And you were in the company
of a prostitute...
:20:33
and a Russian
army colonel named...
:20:36
Dimitri Vertikoff ?
:20:39
Yes, ma'am,
that is also correct.
:20:41
Dimitri and I went into this bar
to try and buy some nerve gas...
:20:43
off this ex-K.G.B. guy
that we had heard...
:20:47
was selling black market
surplus munitions to lraq.
:20:51
The fight started because, well,
we'd run up a bit of a bar tab--
:20:54
I believe the exact
amount was $5,200 ?
:20:58
Mm-hmm. Well, we had dinner,
and I bought a couple of rounds.
:21:01
Uh, Colonel Vertikoff
identified the K.G.B. guy,
:21:04
and we were able to stop the nerve gas
from getting to lraq.
:21:08
So how do you repay
a man like that ?
:21:10
- Sports utility vehicle ?
- That's exactly right.
:21:14
Dimitri has a teenage daughter.
She likes to go four-wheeling.
:21:16
I know this Ford guy in Maryland who cut
me a great deal on these Explorers.
:21:20
- I like the Bronco better myself.
- Colonel, let me get this straight.
:21:24
You spent taxpayers' money
to buy and ship...
:21:28
a Ford Explorer
8,000 miles...
:21:31
to the teenage daughter
of a Russian colonel ?
:21:34
Yes, ma'am.
:21:38
Think of it as
exporting goodwill.