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Good morning, my golden retrievers.
:20:07
What kind of havoc shall the Carver
Media Group create in the world today?
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- News.
- Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris.
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- And a plane crash in California.
- Excellent.
:20:18
Mr. Jones, are we ready
to release our new software?
:20:22
Yes, sir.
As requested, it's full of bugs...
:20:26
which means people will be
forced to upgrade for years.
:20:29
Outstanding.
:20:30
Mr. Wallace, call the president.
:20:33
Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill
lowering the cable rates...
:20:36
we'll release a video of him
with the cheerleader...
:20:39
- in the Chicago motel room.
- Inspired, sir.
:20:40
After he signs the bill,
release the tape anyway.
:20:44
Consider him slimed.
:20:46
Excuse me.
:20:49
- He's on transponder seven.
- Mr. Stamper?
:20:54
Phase two is underway.
I have the videotape.
:20:57
I haven't seen it myself,
but I'm told the footage is excellent.
:21:01
Plus, there were 17 survivors
for your headlines.
:21:05
Good work, Stamper.
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- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
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Make sure you keep it
in a safe place.
:21:15
Gentlemen and ladies...
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hold the presses.
:21:20
This just in.
:21:22
By a curious quirk of fate,
we have the perfect story...
:21:26
with which to launch our
Satellite News Network tonight.
:21:30
It seems a small crisis is brewing
in the South China Sea.
:21:36
I want full newspaper coverage.
I want magazine stories.
:21:39
I want books. I want films.
I want TV. I want radio.
:21:43
I want us on the air
24 hours a day.
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This is our moment!
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And a billion people
around this planet...
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will watch it, hear it...
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and read about it
from the Carver Media Group.