1:23:02
usually by sports fans,
which I think is ironic, 'cause, um...
1:23:05
someone that's, like,
really into football
1:23:08
will wear the uniform
of the game, a jersey,
1:23:11
and walk around town,
and that's fine.
1:23:13
Yet if I put on my Klingon uniform
and go to Safeway,
1:23:16
I'm a big f--king geek,
you know.
1:23:19
"Excuse me. These yams
have no honor."
1:23:23
I love their motto-- We boldly go
where no man has gone before.
1:23:27
But when they get there,
there's someone waiting for them.
1:23:32
James Kirk as an archaeologist.
1:23:35
Bones!
1:23:37
You know, there's supposed to be
this prime directive,
1:23:39
you don't tamper with cultures
because you're so advanced.
1:23:42
When you land on their planet, you don't
mess with any of their beliefs.
1:23:44
You just get that one thing
you need and you beam out.
1:23:46
He didn't pay attention
to that at all, man.
1:23:49
He would just burst into their
hallway, "Your bible is a lie!
1:23:53
Everything you believe is wrong.
Run! Freak out!
1:23:56
I'm the bloated God-being
from the sky."
1:23:59
They've always got one minority
that gets beamed down
that don't come back up.
1:24:03
It's like, "OK. Jim, Spock,
Bones, Scotty...
1:24:07
and Rodriguez."
1:24:09
Rodriguez is dead.
1:24:11
When they get down there, Jim goes,
"Rodriguez, check behind that rock.
1:24:16
Regular cast, stand over here...
1:24:19
'cause there's a brain-sucking
plant behind the rock."
1:24:23
We want Rodriguez to say,
"Hey, Jim, you check behind that rock.
1:24:27
I lost two cousins
on this show last season."
1:24:31
Remember the old one with the 3 brains
in the jars with the gambling problem?
1:24:36
Remember that? "l bet 400 quatloos
on the newcomer."
1:24:39
"Where are you from?"
"Earth."
1:24:41
"What's the spread
on the UCLA game?
1:24:44
Got a lot of quatloos on that."
1:24:46
One day you'll have Klingon comics.
1:24:49
Worf as a comic.
1:24:51
[Deep Voice]
"Thank you.
1:24:54
It's a pleasure to be here
at the first ice house on Klingon.
1:24:59
Remember when you were in school,