Wag the Dog
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1:08:01
Call the plane.
Tell me where to pick him up.

1:08:04
l bet you're good at chess.
1:08:07
l would be, l could remember
how all the pieces move.

1:08:10
We'll call you.
1:08:13
l'll do the same
in His great name...

1:08:18
if you have courage, Mom.
1:08:22
l can always feel your love.
1:08:27
Send, and l'll receive.
1:08:32
Units of 303,
the Defense Department...

1:08:35
confirmed early this morning,
Albanian time...

1:08:37
stormed the mountain hideaway
near the city of...

1:08:41
freeing a tired but happy
William Schumann.

1:08:44
A high White House source
confirms...

1:08:46
that he's expected
in Washington tomorrow morning.

1:08:49
How's that?
1:08:57
When we touch down tomorrow...
1:08:59
Big Bird meets Schumann
at the airport?

1:09:00
Big mistake. You got to bring
him in by stages.

1:09:03
Big mistake to reveal
Schumann before the election.

1:09:06
How so?
1:09:07
Sweetheart,
Schumann is the shark.

1:09:10
Schumann is Jaws.
1:09:12
You have to tease 'em.
1:09:15
You don't put Jaws
in the first reel of the movie.

1:09:18
lt's the contract, sweetheart.
1:09:20
The contract with the election,
whether they know it or not...

1:09:23
is vote for me Tuesday...
1:09:25
Wednesday,
l will produce Schumann.

1:09:27
That's what they're paying
their seven bucks for.

1:09:29
Know what l mean?
1:09:31
Whatever.
1:09:33
Everybody's gotta learn.
1:09:34
Any business.
1:09:38
You take the fruit
of 40 years...

1:09:39
hard lessons, mistakes,
and you call it wisdom.

1:09:41
That's the truth.
1:09:43
End of the day,
just when you know something...

1:09:45
time to go home.
1:09:47
You got decades in you now.
1:09:49
You got decades left in you.
1:09:51
Yeah, but...
1:09:54
What could l do to top this?
1:09:57
The 37th Psalm.

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