:00:00
I could take the boys
to the dentist on Thursday
:00:03
on their way back to school.
:00:04
The whole point
of dentistry now
:00:06
is so they can stuff
themselves with sweets
:00:09
for a week
before we lose them.
:00:11
A-choo!
:00:13
Are you quite sure?
:00:14
Bosie'll look after me.
:00:33
Oscar!
:00:35
Get your coat on, quick!
:00:38
I've got a present for you!
:00:42
Oh, God. You're not
still seedy, are you?
:00:45
Bosie, where have you been?
:00:47
I've had no-one to talk to.
:00:48
No-one to look after me.
:00:50
Don't be so pathetic.
:00:51
I've found you
the divinest boy.
:00:53
Bosie, you promised
Constance...
:00:54
Bugger Constance!
I'm not your nanny.
:00:57
Come on, we're going out.
:00:59
Bosie, please.
:01:02
You look such an idiot
lying there.
:01:04
Revolting.
:01:05
Have you forgotten
how to wash?
:01:07
As a matter of fact,
I'm dying for a glass of water.
:01:10
Well, help yourself.
:01:11
You know where the jug is.
:01:13
Bosie, darling...
:01:14
It stinks in here.
:01:15
You'll be wanting me to empty
your chamber-pot next.
:01:18
I emptied YOUR chamber-pot.
:01:20
I looked after YOU.
:01:22
Well, I'm not
looking after YOU.
:01:24
You don't interest me,
not when you're ill.
:01:26
You're just a boring,
middle-aged man
:01:29
with a blocked-up nose.
:01:30
Bosie, dearest boy!
:01:32
Shut up!
:01:34
Dearest boy,
darling Bosie.
:01:36
It doesn't mean anything.
:01:38
You don't love me.
:01:39
The only person
you've ever loved is yourself.
:01:42
You like me,
you lust after me,
:01:43
you go about with me
:01:45
because I've got a title,
that's all.
:01:47
You like to write
about dukes and duchesses
:01:50
but you know nothing
about them.
:01:51
You're the biggest snob
I've ever met
:01:53
and you think you're so daring
:01:55
because you fuck
the occasional boy.
:01:56
Bosie, please,
you're killing me.
:01:58
You'll just about do
when you're at your best.