:07:00
HEY, GUYS, COME ON,
YOU KNOW--
:07:01
[CHUCKLING]
:07:01
HEY, WAIT UP,
WAIT UP.
:07:03
WAIT FOR ME.
:07:04
I--I--I'M
NOT DRESSED RIGHT.
:07:05
YOU'RE ONLY WEARING
YOUR PISSY LITTLE LOAFERS.
:07:06
[PANICKED CLUCKING]
:07:08
YOU KNOW?
:07:09
HA HA HA HA HA.
:07:10
DO HIM WHEN--
DO HIM WHEN
:07:12
THE CROW
FLIES OUT
:07:13
AND--AND PECKS
HIM IN THE HEAD.
:07:15
THAT'S GOOD.
:07:16
NO, THAT'S FUCKED UP.
:07:18
IT'S LIKE--
THAT WAS LIKE...
:07:19
Lou: YOU KNOW WHAT
THE GUY SAYS?
:07:21
HA HA HA HA.
:07:22
Jacob: SAYS IT'S
THE CROCK POT--
:07:22
YOU KNOW...
:07:23
THE FUCKING THING
WASN'T ELECTRIC, SHIT.
:07:24
OR, UH, CROCK BOX?
:07:26
NO, NO.
PAY ATTENTION NOW--
:07:26
HA HA HA HA.
:07:27
OH, NO, THAT'S
THE PREACHER, SEE?
:07:28
YOU KNOW,
:07:28
THIS IS THE COWBOY.
:07:29
WE SHOULDN'T--
WE SHOULDN'T EVER
:07:30
YEAH.
HE SAYS "MOO."
:07:31
LET HIM KEEP THAT MONEY.
:07:31
NO, NO. IT'S THE GUY
STANDING BY THE ROAD.
:07:32
HA HA HA HA.
:07:33
NO, I'M NOT SHITTING.
:07:34
HE SAYS, "WHY, OFFICER,
IT'S JUST A PINE APPLE."
:07:36
WE SHOULDN'T--WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT.
:07:38
WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER
LET HIM KEEP THAT MONEY.
:07:38
HA HA HA!
HA HA!
:07:40
LOOK HOW HE'S
LOOKING AT US,
:07:40
YOU GET IT?
YEAH.
:07:41
LIKE HE'S FUCKING BETTER
AND EVERYTHING.
:07:42
WELL, MR. ACCOUNTANT
DOESN'T GET IT.
:07:43
LIKE--LIKE--LIKE
YOU OWN US OR SOMETHING.
:07:45
HA HA HA HA...
:07:45
I THINK WE'VE ALL
HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK.
:07:47
LOOK OUT!
:07:47
LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT.
:07:48
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP THE
MONEY AND SHIT, YOU KNOW.
:07:48
SHIT!
:07:50
LET'S ALL GO HOME.
:07:51
THAT'S WHAT--THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANTED, WASN'T IT, HANK?
:07:52
YOU OK, BABY?
:07:53
YOU WANTED ME
TO PICK SIDES.
:07:53
GO ON, GET OUT!
:07:55
[ARF ARF]
:07:55
ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU SAID?
:07:55
LOOK AT THAT,
MAN!
:07:58
MY TRUCK.
:07:59
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
:08:00
COME ON, GET OUT.
:08:02
YEAH, YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW--
YOU KNOW WHAT--
:08:03
MARY BETH!
:08:03
YOU KNOW WHAT
HE'S GOING TO DO?
:08:05
HE'S GONNA--HE'S GONNA
CRAWL INTO CARL'S OFFICE
:08:06
SHE'S GONNA
COME BACK.
:08:07
LIKE--LIKE, ON HIS BELLY
LIKE A FUCKING SNAKE.
:08:08
HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
:08:09
IT'S A NATURE PRESERVE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
:08:09
HE'S GONNA
END UP CONFESSING.
:08:11
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
:08:11
SO WHAT?
:08:12
I BET YOU WOULD RAT ON US
JUST TO GET OFF THE HOOK,
:08:12
SO YOU CAN'T
HUNT HERE.
:08:13
COME ON, PUT
THE GUN BACK.
:08:14
NOW, WOULDN'T YA?
:08:15
BUT IT--BUT IT
MESSED UP MY TRUCK.
:08:15
TAKE--TAKE ME HOME,
MAN. LET'S GO.
:08:16
I DON'T WANT
TO STAY HERE.
:08:17
SO WHAT?
COME ON.
:08:18
I GOTTA GET HOME.
:08:18
HEY, HEY, HANK...
:08:19
NO, HUH,
YOU KNOW WHAT? WAIT.
:08:19
IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE HUNTIN' HERE.
:08:21
COME ON, TAKE HOME.
:08:21
UH, NO! WE GOT--WE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU, HANK.
:08:22
UH-UH. WE'RE
COLLECTIN' THE DEAD.
:08:23
I TELL YOU WHAT?
LET'S DO THIS.
:08:25
LET'S DO--LET'S DO
MORE PLAYACTING,
:08:25
THAT'S RIGHT.
:08:26
WE'RE COLLECTING
THE DEAD.
:08:27
AND LET'S DO IT WHERE HE--
:08:28
WHERE HANK CONFESSES, OK,
:08:30
TO CARL, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS GONNA BE COOL.
:08:31
YOU BE--AND YOU BE HANK
AND I'LL BE CARL. NO.
:08:34
NO, YOU DO--YOU DO IT.
:08:34
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
:08:36
YOU GO OUT AND BE HANK,
:08:37
LIKE YOU'D KNOCK
ON CARL'S DOOR.
:08:38
[LAUGHTER]
:08:38
I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING LIKE HIM.
:08:39
BUT WHEN YOU'RE FUCKED UP,
YOU'RE FUNNY AS SHIT.
:08:41
COME ON, DO IT.
:08:42
OK.
:08:43
AND YOU'RE KNOCKING
ON THE DOOR--
:08:45
OK.
:08:45
AND I'M, LIKE, SITTING
HERE DOING PAPERWORK
:08:46
JUST LOOK
AT HIM...
:08:47
AND DUMB ASS COMES IN, OK?
:08:47
HE RUNS LIKE
MY WIFE.
:08:48
DUMB ASS COMES IN WITH HIS
TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS, OK?
:08:49
HEY, COME ON,
WAIT UP!
:08:50
COME ON, I'M NOT DRESSED
FOR THIS SHIT!
:08:51
OK, HERE,
I'M COMING IN.
:08:53
YOU READY?
:08:54
Jacob: OK.
:08:55
HELLO?
:08:57
CARL...
:08:59
[INDISTINCT TALKING
AND LAUGHTER]
:08:59
IT'S HANK MITCHELL.