:38:01
will command the shuttle lndependence.
:38:03
Air Force Colonel Sharp,
NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom.
:38:06
Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey
will supervise the nuclear ordinance.
:38:10
Anyway, I just thought--
:38:14
thought you guys should meet.
:38:18
Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless
environmental training facility.
:38:30
So we're going swimming on
this asteroid. Is that what this is for?
:38:32
Here at downtown NASA, we call
this monster "Armadillo."
:38:36
Going to be retrofitted
with your drilling arm.
:38:38
She'll turn 800 turbo horses
in near-zero gravity.
:38:40
Mind if we take a look at her now?
:38:41
All these rubber hoses
gotta go, Max. Count 'em up.
:38:45
Make sure it's short-throw shifters.
:38:47
Quincy!
Somebody tell me what this is.
:38:51
Plastic ice cream scoop?
What'd that cost? About $400.
:38:55
This is about the sorriest group
of people I've seen in all
my entire military career.
:38:59
Your space flight's gonna be
a brutal assault on your senses.
:39:02
I'm here to give you a taste
of that. NASA's got some of
the finest pilots in the world.
:39:07
They're gonna be suckin' your eyes
into the back of your heads.
:39:11
Go easy on me, okay?
It's my first time.
:39:13
I just wanna seriously say
I have a small fear of flying.
:39:16
[ A.J. Screaming ]
:39:18
- I'm gonna twist ya.
- [ Screaming Continues ]
:39:24
- I'm gonna flip ya.
- What's the matter with you?
:39:27
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
:39:29
When you squeal, I'm just
gonna go faster and harder.
:39:32
No, take me down!
[ Screaming ]
:39:37
- How's the rest of the crew?
- Well, uh--
:39:40
Sorry about the rib chunks
all over your dashboard.
:39:45
Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these--
:39:47
- If you had to say, who would you say?
- I don't know, Oscar.
:39:49
- Who do you think you are?
- Han Solo.
:39:52
No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han.
:39:54
And you're-- you're Chewbacca.
:39:55
Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?
:39:58
[ Man ]
All right, let's go.