:07:00
Oh, Jesus!
:07:06
We'll never get her. - Or any chick.
:07:09
We have no jobs, the rent's overdue
:07:14
and our gas is about to get shut off.
:07:17
What do girls want anyway?
:07:20
Apparently, not total losers.
- We're pretty good at basketball.
:07:26
As long as we don't have to run
or jump or dribble.
:07:30
That shit's overrated anyway.
:07:34
You guys up for a little game?
- Sure.
:07:37
Let's make it interesting.
:07:39
20 bucks? - How about 50? - You're on.
:07:45
Haven't got 50 bucks. - They're no good.
:07:56
Oh, shit!
:08:01
We playing or not?
:08:04
But not that pussy ass two-on-two
you guys play in the suburbs.
:08:09
You guys got something better?
- This new game we picked up in the hood.
:08:15
What is it?
:08:16
Okay.
I shoot from wherever I want, right?
:08:21
Then you have to make the same shot,
or else you get a letter.
:08:25
You mean like "horse"?
- It's not like "horse".
:08:31
Duh. It's uh...
baseball rules.
:08:37
A single's
from the freethrow line.
:08:40
A double's from the top of the key.
- You have to shoot from a different place.
:08:44
A triple's from back here, and a home run's
from behind the meatballs.
:08:48
You miss, you get an out.
Ready? Break. - What?
:08:52
We can explain it more slowly,
big sports guys!
:08:57
No, we get it.