:28:00
I bequeath these season tickets
:28:03
to the "Dream Come True Foundation".
:28:07
I had nothing but respect
for your late husband.
:28:11
Unfortunately, he stood in the way
of making changes in baseketball
:28:16
that might increase the owners' profits.
:28:20
I can't imagine
what he had against making money?
:28:24
I trust that quality
isn't sexually transmitted.
:28:30
Pretty sweet, huh?
:28:32
Yeah, the kids will be excited.
Especially little Joey.
:28:36
Joey?
- He's such a big fan of yours.
:28:40
He's going into the hospital next week,
:28:43
and begged me to ask you to visit him,
but it's not a good idea.
:28:47
I'd love to come by.
- I'll come by. I like hospitals.
:28:50
You like Taco Bell.
:28:52
I went to this hospital in France
and got together with this chick.
:28:55
Dude, that was a hostel!
:28:58
Finally, my beloved Beers,
I bequeath
:29:01
controlling interest
:29:04
to Joseph R. Cooper.
:29:08
We own the team!
:29:10
I gave him
the best 3 months of my life.
:29:16
Way to go, dude!
:29:18
And, Coop?
:29:19
Yes, Mr. Denslow?
:29:22
I know you have it in you to lead the Beers
to victory this season.
:29:26
Because if you don't
the team reverts to Yvette.
:29:31
Don't feel badly about losing the team.
I believe this is merely temporary.
:29:37
Thank you, Mr. Cain.
:29:39
It's nice to have a strong, handsome man
like you on my side.
:29:44
Well, I'd love to discuss this
further with you.
:29:48
Why don't you visit sometime?
Maybe we could
:29:54
lay some carpet,
if you know what I mean.
:29:58
At this time, I'd like to ask
everyone to leave the room,