:56:04
Let me get straight to the point, Don.
May I call you Don? - Yeah.
:56:08
When I see one of baseketball's stars
with less than $20 in his pocket,
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driving an American car,
sharing a house with 2 other guys,
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you know what that says to me?
- Homos?
:56:20
No! It says you're underappreciated
and underpaid!
:56:25
Yeah, I guess we are underpaid.
- I want to change all that.
:56:29
Players of your caliber should be making
the big bucks. Don't you agree?
:56:37
Try to stay with me, alright?
:56:40
I tried to get Coop to agree to changes
that would make you millions.
:56:45
Me? Millions?
- Now listen carefully.
:56:47
Do you think Shaq got rich
playing in Orlando?
:56:51
Hardly. He did it by moving to L.A.
Know how much he makes now?
:56:55
As much as at college?
- What? A lot more! Big money.
:57:01
And you can, too.
- Would I have quit baseketball?
:57:03
What? No! I need you
to get Coop to go along.
:57:07
He'd have to quit baseketball, too?
:57:13
Did I just fart?
:57:24
Top of the 7th.
Those cheers you're hearing
:57:27
are from the nearly 15,000 on hand
for "Anal Probe Night".
:57:33
2 outs. Remer heading for the
triple square. He's 0 for 12 tonight.
:57:38
With the exception of Coop,
the Beers are ice-cold.
:57:43
Oh, man! That doesn't even
qualify as an air ball!
:57:46
The Beers are gone
in the 7th.
:57:49
The Aliens coming up with the top
of their order, the same 3 guys
:57:54
who came up last inning.
:57:56
What the hell's going on?
You guys are lying down out there!