1:14:00
It's when you're down
that you gotta get up.
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Don't let 'em walk all over your face!
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Stand up for yourself
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and make everything right again!
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Even if some guy's trying
to blackmail you.
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And your girlfriend thinks
you suck.
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It's up to you to let them know
it was some rich guy's evil plan.
1:14:23
Look out ahead,
there's a truck changing lanes.
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You've got crumbs on your upper lip.
1:14:29
Warts on your dick aren't going away,
less you start using cream every day.
1:14:37
Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to Calcutta. It is currently
95 degrees with a light drizzle.
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We hope you enjoy your stay
in lovely Calcutta.
1:14:54
I'm in a hurry!
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Just take me to 7-1-1...
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Beerswear Factory.
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Hey, you!
- No entrance.
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Who the hell are you?
- I factory manager. Who you?
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I Joe Cooper. I mean, I'm Joe Cooper.
- Wait, put on a hard hat!
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This isn't good.
Do the authorities know?
1:15:29
A young man. His whole life
in front of him disappears.
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A familiar story,
but this is no ordinary Joe.
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Joseph R. Cooper, the most loved
sports figure in the country...
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vanished.
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Elsie Melcher, a neighbor
who asked not to be identified, says
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Joe Cooper left his house
2 weeks ago.
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According to Angelique Bones,
a nosy bitch who lives up the street,
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he took only a toothbrush,
a wallet, a steamer trunk
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and a plane ticket
to Calcutta.
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Police have several possible scenarios
of what happened