1:18:05
We're underway here
for the Denslow Cup V.
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A stunned crowd of over 18,000
witnessing the Beers...
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Come on, Beers! Go, Coop!
1:18:39
Hey, guys. Thought I told you
we weren't going to watch this game.
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Miss Reed, it's the Denslow Cup!
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These aren't the kind of people
to be emulated.
1:18:49
The severed head
was postmarked Denver.
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The owner still
has not stepped forward.
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Update: The disappearance of
the Milwaukee Beers baseketball star.
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When Joe Cooper discovered that
Beerswear Factory workers were kids,
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not old enough for prostitution,
he personally flew there.
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His new, all-adult workforce
now makes a decent wage,
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enjoys full medical benefits
and in-house child care. We are glad
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that such a terrific human being
like Joe Cooper has returned.
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If I were a woman,
I'd like to be his girlfriend,
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walking in the park,
hand in hand,
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wrapping my legs around him,
cuddling in the spoon position
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and staring into his eyes
over our morning coffee.
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Yes, thank you.
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In a minute, another unsolved mystery.
- Come on, kids!
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We're going to the game!
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Ladies and gentlemen!
For the 7th-inning entertainment,
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the National Baseketball League
is proud to present
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a salute to our South Sea neighbors:
Viva Calypso!
1:19:53
We're up 16 to nothing. Have the trucks
pull up to the locker room.
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We'll sort out the stuff
when we get to Jacksonville.