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Illinois' most elegant establishment
for entertainment, erotica and ecdysia.
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Now, four young women
currently studying medicine...
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...and paleontology
at Northwestern University.
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Tia, Sandrah, Devon and Carla.
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Here they are, The Roommates!
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The band, the girls and I,
want to do a song for you.
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A little Mack Rice cover.
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You married men...
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...better stay tied up,
because it's cheaper to keep her.
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"It's cheaper to keep her
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"It's cheaper to keep her
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"When your little girl makes you mad
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"You get an attitude and pack your bag
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"Five little children
that you're leaving behind
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"You're gonna pay some alimony
or do some time
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"It's cheaper to keep her
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"Too much to leave that little girl
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"It's cheaper, it's cheaper
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"If you decide to roam
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"And leave your happy home
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"You got to pay the house note
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"The child support, your insurance
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"Alimony, mortgage one, mortgage two
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"It's cheaper to keep her"
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What was that?
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Strong-arm shit.
Protection payment. You know.
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This time it's Russians.
But if I pay them, they leave me alone.
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That's not right.
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No shit.