1:11:03
Mark! No, no, no, Mark!
1:11:05
This is Jay Bulworth.
1:11:07
SECOND COP:
This is Jay Bulworth, Mark.
1:11:09
It's Senator Jay Bulworth.
1:11:10
- I don't give a--
- Senator?
1:11:12
- Senator Bulworth...
- Shit!
1:11:14
This is my partner, Mark.
1:11:16
JAY: Hi, Mark.
1:11:18
[ Jeers and laughter ]
1:11:19
MARK: What the fuck
is going on here? Sir.
1:11:22
If you get in your car, I won't
recognize you in a lineup.
1:11:26
And it'd be a good idea
to say, "I'm sorry," huh?
1:11:30
Oh, man, I waited my whole life
for this moment.
1:11:33
I'm...
1:11:35
sorry.
1:11:36
Say, "No problem, Officer."
1:11:38
BOY: Oh, fuck your mama,
you fuckin' pig cocksucker.
1:11:41
JAY:
That's good enough. Take off.
1:11:43
BOY: Stupid ass, huh?
1:11:45
[ Jeers and laughter ]
1:11:50
Wha...
1:11:54
BOY: Oh, y'all, look. L.D.
1:11:57
SECOND BOY:
L.D.! Kickin' ass, man.
1:11:58
You lookin' for Nina?
1:12:00
BOY: Open a can of whup ass!
1:12:04
CYPRESS HILL RAPPING:
Insane in the brain
1:12:06
Insane in the membrane
1:12:09
Insane in the brain
1:12:11
Insane in the membrane
1:12:12
Insane, got no brain
1:12:16
Everything's lined up,
all perfect and in sync.
1:12:19
The guy stumbles over his dick
into his greatest opportunity...
1:12:22
then decides
he might not show up.
1:12:24
You might ask,
"Why the fuck not?"
1:12:26
[ Imitates Jay ]
"I don't want to talk about it."
1:12:28
You don't wanna talk about it?
You were on a fuckin' roll.
1:12:32
PRESIDENT CLINTON:
Our commitment...
1:12:34
to carry those enduring ideals
with us...
1:12:35
will renew their promise
in a new century...
1:12:38
and a new millennium.
1:12:40
We have got...
1:12:41
We've got to balance
the federal budget.
1:12:45
FELDMAN: Wanna see me
balance a spoon on my nose?
1:12:47
CLINTON: People who like
government programs that--
1:12:51
Shit.