:16:01
How does a beautiful woman
as young as yourself...
:16:04
amass such an incredible record?
:16:06
- Trust me, it wasn't easy.
- I think it's because you're
not very good at what you do.
:16:08
- Oh!
- Steady on, Canton. No need for that.
:16:10
Uh-uh!
I believe that's my card.
:16:13
- Thank you.
- Do we have a brig on this ship?
:16:16
Yes, we do, sir.
But it's not finished yet.
:16:17
- Can't put a lady in the brig!
- True.
:16:20
But you, mademoiselle,
are no lady.
:16:24
Hey, watch it!
:16:36
Hmm. And you, Mr. Canton,
are no gentleman.
:16:45
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
:16:49
Ow. Ow!
:16:52
They must be 30 feet long, man.
:16:54
They're not nukes or nothin', but the
bang sure would make your butt pucker.
:16:58
You ever pull that shit again,
I'll kill you myself.
:17:01
Hold still,
you big dummy.
:17:03
Im sorry. It stings!
Hey, do you think we could pull over?
:17:06
You got any novocaine?
:17:08
Oh, yes, my little love bug,
:17:11
but just a little.
:17:13
- I think I need a higher dosage.
- You always need a higher dosage.
:17:18
- How many of those things are there?
- Huh?
:17:21
I don't know. Eight or nine of 'em.
Enough to sink a damn aircraft carrier.
:17:25
This is just great.
Now I got bombs in my basement.
:17:28
Maybe it's just me, but if you'd ask a
question or two before accepting a job...
:17:33
If the cash is there,
we do not care.
:17:35
What kind of life philosophy
is that, man?
:17:39
Torpedoes. What the hell
are they gonna do with torpedoes?
:17:56
Yes!
:17:58
Gentlemen.
Say hello to the Chinese...