:35:08
Landing! Make way.
:35:13
Very well appointed sty.
:35:17
- What's going on?
- Hey, there's the guy.
:35:21
I don't know. You know, tell a friend.
:35:23
Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, doc.
:35:26
Our butts hurt.
:35:29
OK, let's do this.
:35:31
- Watch your droppings.
- This is the house of love.
:35:35
East coast, west coast, let's unite!
Is Brooklyn in the house?
:35:38
This should take care of the inflammation.
But who'll wipe it on for you?
:35:43
Does Brad Pitt need a goat?
:35:44
Don't be ashamed.
It happens to most men occasionally.
:35:48
- You're probably under a lot of pressure.
- He's not.
:35:51
He's not interested because I'm just a pigeon.
:35:54
- But...
- He's a self-hating pigeon.
:35:56
- That is not true.
- Ask him what he does all day.
:35:59
- What do...
- I sit in a tree by myself.
:36:01
He's too good to eat with the rest of us
when the old people feed us in the park.
:36:05
- Can I speak?
- The way he stares at a robin's breast...
:36:08
- It's enough to make you sick.
- I happen to be attracted to orange breasts.
:36:13
You're not a robin. Or a dove or a hawk.
You're a pigeon and I'm a pigeon.
:36:17
I'm sorry. She sits on that nest all day long,
and she just gets a little crazy.
:36:22
May I ask you something? If I turn this way,
don't I look a little like a blue jay?
:36:27
Poor equilibrium may mean an ear infection.
:36:32
- Or it may be due to this.
- I'm a social drinker. Very social.
:36:38
Stand up. Stand up.
:36:40
- Touch your nose and raise your left foot.
- Nose. Leg.
:36:46
I don't know. I think you're wasted.
:36:49
- I want to see you walk this line.
- Oh, my goodness.
:36:52
Ooh-la-la!
:36:55
You have a drinking problem.
I suggest that you stop drinking.
:36:58
- I think you may be an alcoholic.
- Really?