1:01:02
She's my sister, Meme.
They have to operate on her Ieg.
1:01:07
If we don't reach the hospitaI in
time, they'II have to cut it off.
1:01:10
PIease, sir. Be nice!
1:01:13
I aIways said the same,
but then, I'd get carried away...
1:01:17
and wouIdn't stop
tiII I made them cry.
1:01:19
We traveIed for free for so Iong.
1:01:22
We shouId buiId
a monument to my Ieg.
1:01:24
We ate thanks to it
so many times!
1:01:26
And to this poor IittIe orphan who
stood up for you and toId stories.
1:01:29
TaIking is easy.
Being a Iame person is difficuIt.
1:01:32
Besides, don't forget
that I'm an orphan too.
1:01:35
I'm even more of an orphan
than you are.
1:01:37
Are you trying to show
who deserves more pity?
1:01:39
Apart from being an orphan
and a Iame person...
1:01:42
I had no saint Meme
to Iook after me.
1:01:44
No, but you had saint Aneta
who saved you from drowning...
1:01:47
and going to jaiI every time you were
caught driving without a Iicense.
1:01:50
-I was never stopped driving.
-Oh, weren't you?
1:01:52
And if I was, I had to work
things out on my own.
1:01:55
What a Iiar!
1:01:57
Want to know something?
I spy...
1:02:01
I spy a cop with a bunch
of tickets in his hand.
1:02:03
-Liar!
-Oh, reaIIy? Look...
1:02:06
I can't beIieve you.
Ann, get going.
1:02:09
-Think of something fast!
-TeII him you are saint Meme.
1:02:11
-Come on, asshoIe!
-And you caII me asshoIe? No.
1:02:15
TeII him I'm a crippIe and
they are going to cut my Ieg.
1:02:18
-Fuck you!
-GirIs!
1:02:20
Didn't you say that
taIking was easy?
1:02:23
Good morning, officer. The thing is,
my sister does have a Iicense...
1:02:27
but she forgot it in the bathroom.
She goes to the bathroom a Iot.
1:02:33
You're doing great at this,
aren't you?
1:02:35
You are to bIame because
I make a Iiving from cIothes.
1:02:37
Dorita...
1:02:39
-Look this, here...
-Are spoons here?
1:02:41
Yes. We'II straighten it up
with a tuck.
1:02:46
You may go now.
1:02:50
I Iike doing other things too,
you know?
1:02:52
I bought a camera
and I take photos.
1:02:55
-You're smoking too much!
-DoIo, that's my onIy vice.