1:30:00
They nailed this guy
for child molesting.
1:30:05
He swore he didn't do it.
1:30:07
"Why should I fuck with children ?"
he said. "They're too small."
1:30:11
- [ Whining Sound ]
- Christ, what could I say ?
1:30:13
Even a goddamn werewolf
is entitled to legal counsel.
1:30:18
I didn't dare
to turn the creep down.
1:30:22
He might have picked up a letter opener
and gone after my...
1:30:27
pineal gland.
1:30:29
- You know ?
- Yeah.
1:30:31
- Crazy.
- Why not ?
1:30:34
Shit. We should
get some of that.
1:30:37
Just... eat a big handful
and see what happens.
1:30:41
Some of what ?
1:30:44
[ Grunting, Sniffs ]
1:30:47
Extract of pineal.
1:30:49
Sure, that's a good idea.
1:30:52
One whiff of that stuff will turn you
into something out of a goddamn...
1:30:58
medical encyclopedia, man.
1:31:02
Beautiful
fucking tits.
1:31:05
Man, your head would
swell up like a watermelon.
1:31:08
- You'd gain about
a hundred pounds in two hours.
- Right !
1:31:13
Grow claws,
bleeding warts.
1:31:15
Yes.
1:31:17
And then you'd notice
about six huge, hairy tits...
1:31:21
swelling up on your back.
1:31:23
Fantastic !
1:31:25
You'd go blind.
1:31:28
Your body would turn to wax.
1:31:31
They'd have to put you
in a wheelbarrow.
1:31:33
And when you scream for help...
1:31:36
you'll sound
like a raccoon.
1:31:38
[ Whimpering ]
1:31:40
Man, I'll try
just about anything...
1:31:43
but I'd never in hell
touch a pineal gland.
1:31:47
Finish the fucking story, man !
1:31:50
What happened ?
What about the glands ?
1:31:53
Jesus, that stuff got right
on top of you, didn't it ?
1:31:56
Look at your face.
You're about to explode.