Half Baked
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:03:02
Anyway, l work at this lab,
Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical.

:03:06
- They do pharmaceutical testing
for the government...

:03:09
and big corporations and--
:03:11
And l am
the happiest custodian alive.

:03:17
This job... sucks.
:03:23
Abba-Zabba,
:03:25
you my only friend.
:03:27
Ah, it could be worse.
l could have Scarface's job.

:03:31
- Heifer with cheese.
- You son of a bitch,
l'm right behind you !

:03:35
Turn around and ask me
for Heifer with cheese, yo !

:03:38
Why you gotta make me feel inferior
'cause l'm on the grill, B ? Damn !

:03:42
- Scarface is kind
of a hyper guy for a pothead.
- Sorry.

:03:46
Kenny is probably doin'
the best out of all of us.

:03:49
He's a kindergarten teacher
at some school downtown,

:03:52
which l know might scare a lot
of parents, seeing as how he's
a weedhead and all.

:03:56
But let me tell you, man,
that guy does wonders for those
children's self-esteem.

:04:01
- Thank you.
- Oh, l love you so much, little one.

:04:04
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- All of you. All of you. lt's so good.

:04:08
- Brian works
at a new and used record store.
- Hi.

:04:11
- He gets to talk about music all day.
- l got a used Kenny Loggins album.

:04:15
Perfect job for a stoner.
:04:17
Lady, you want seven bucks
for a used Kenny Loggins record ?

:04:22
- l'll give you five.
- Uh-uh. He autographed it himself.

:04:27
All right,
l'll give you four.

:04:31
Jan, stop it, man.
:04:34
-
- As far as herb goes, you can
get it all over this town.

:04:38
l mean, they might call it the city that
never sleeps, but l'll tell you this:

:04:41
- lt takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps.
- Free !

:04:46
You can get the stuff at little
corner stores called bodegas.

:04:50
Say it with me:
:04:53
Yes, very good.
:04:55
- These places always have
incredibly old products.
- Como esta, fellas ?

:04:59
- Hey-Hey.
- But the weed ain't bad.


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