:49:03
The MacGyver smoker
is a very handy guy to have around,
:49:07
especially when it comes
to reefer.
:49:10
Hey, man,
we're out of papers.
:49:13
All right. Then get me a toilet paper
roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
:49:17
We don't have a corkscrew.
:49:20
All right. Then get me an avocado,
an ice pick and my snorkel.
:49:24
Trust me, bro.
l've made bongs with less. Hurry up !
:49:27
- And then you got
your straight-up potheads.
- Ooh !
:49:30
You can spot these people
by their lack of motivation,
:49:33
mood swings, forgetfulness and,
of course, the dreaded low sperm count.
:49:38
l don't know
which one of these categories
we fall into, but l'll tell you this:
:49:43
We ain't no goddamn potheads.
:49:45
Hmm.
:49:47
Shit.
:49:49
Then you have
the avid nonsmoker.
:49:51
A lot of times they'll get
your number accidentally
from one of their girlfriends,
:49:55
call up and place an order
knowing they don't smoke weed...
:49:58
and request
that you personally deliver it.
:50:01
Then when you get there, they're
all mad that it's you sellin' weed.
:50:05
You smoke weed ? At last
we can share everything.
:50:10
Get off me, you lying
son of a bitch ! What is this ?
:50:14
Looks like some sort
of a business card.
:50:17
Yeah, with your number on it.
You know, l can't believe this !
:50:21
l can't believe that l fell for another
one of you lowlife assholes again.
:50:25
- God, what is wrong with me ?
- Hey--
:50:28
Hey, Mary Jane, l can explain
everything, all right ?
:50:30
- Good-bye, Thurgood.
- Wait ! Hold up !
:50:33
Hey, Mary Jane !
:50:35
Mary Jane, look, the only reason
l lied to you was because l like you...
:50:39
and l wanted
to be with you.
:50:42
Mary Jane.
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