:07:01
- Now go in there and ram it down their throats! Yeah!
- Yeah!
:07:03
I'm 67 years old.
:07:06
I've made love twice today.
:07:09
Why? Because I'm wearing
new Clam by Vonte.
:07:13
Clam is the mysterious
new fragrance from the sea.
:07:17
Clam works.
:07:19
It can be yours
for just 22.72.
:07:22
Four easy payments.
:07:24
Oh!
Three times!
:07:28
Danny's been fastened
to the studio ceiling...
:07:31
using the patented
Cool Bond No-Heat Glue Gun.
:07:34
I wouldn't trust any other glue gun
with my grandson's life.
:07:37
- Should you?
- Uh-uh.
:07:41
But, you know, based on everything I've just said...
:07:43
I think you can see that it's pretty
obvious that a raise is kind of, uh...
:07:46
uh, kind of in order.
:07:48
Based on what you just said...
:07:50
I think it's pretty obvious
that a brain scan is in order.
:07:53
Hayman, things are not
clicking for you here.
:07:57
Your sales have been flat
for 27 months.
:07:59
N- No... Well, I mean, that depends
on how you define "flat. "
:08:03
Stagnant, no growth, dead.
:08:05
Oh, flat. Fair enough, but I'm sure you
agree that the product this year has been...
:08:08
It's not what you sell!
It's the selling itself.
:08:12
It's about making people
feel they have to have it...
:08:15
when they don't
really want it.
:08:18
Hayman, I'm giving you two weeks
to get things moving, or you're history.
:08:25
Wait a second. First of all, two weeks...
You gotta give me more time than that.
:08:29
- Hold it! Hold it right there!
- Yep. Yep.
:08:31
Right there.
:08:34
Every day on my way to work...
:08:36
I pass a dozen guys
carrying signs.
:08:40
"Homeless family. "
"Will work for food. "
:08:42
"Pathetic vet. God bless. "
:08:44
There's nothing I can do about them. The
ACLU says they have a right to stand there.
:08:48
So, fine,
let 'em stand there.
:08:50
But here, in my office,
in my own goddamn office...
:08:54
I don't have to live with anybody
begging me for anything!
:08:57
You got it?