:45:05
And bring him on camera...
:45:09
I've made you up to look like
you have on no make-up at all.
:45:12
That's a metaphysics
I didn't even know existed.
:45:15
Twenty seconds to air.
Stand by. Clear the set.
:45:18
Lock it up on the stage. Nice and quiet
all around, please. Here we go.
:45:21
Thank you. Go to the booth and make sure
the price lists are typed in continuously.
:45:25
- Got it.
- Hey! Ah, oh, oh!
:45:28
G, one more thing.
:45:31
Think of the camera
as your best friend...
:45:33
your best friend
that really needs mixing bowls.
:45:38
Here we go. Stand by, please.
In five, four, three...
:45:42
Fade up camera one
and cue the consonant.
:45:53
Talk. You're on. You're on.
:45:57
You're on. We're rolling.
Live TV. Go.
:46:02
What's the plan?
:46:04
G, go, go.
Talk now.
:46:07
The little red light on the top is on.
:46:12
No, no, no,
it's not traffic.
:46:15
No, it's TV.
Talk. Talk!
:46:18
Talk. Now. Now.
:46:22
Talkie, talkie,
talk, talk. Go.
:46:29
- I...
- Oh, good, he bought a vowel.
:46:32
"I"?
:46:36
- I...
- "I."
:46:40
I wept...
:46:42
when I saw a man
who had no shoes...
:46:47
- until I met a man who had no penis.
- What?
:46:51
- Can he say that?
- He just did.
:46:58
Now my one special friend is listening.
I think I have your attention now.