:50:00
That's an interesting way to sell.
:50:02
All you have to do to be beautiful is just
be yourself. This woman's already beautiful.
:50:05
She doesn't need Insta-Tuck.
Even... I'm sorry.
:50:08
- - This beautiful
woman here, you don't need Insta-Tuck.
:50:11
Oh, interesting angle. Uh-huh.
You know what? This is personal.
:50:14
I know what's
happening here.
:50:16
He knows I'm trying to sell stuff,
and this is a personal attack.
:50:18
He's undermining me.
He's sabotaging me.
:50:20
I made a deal with him. I explained it
to him. I went in the water with him.
:50:22
I have a question for you.
If you could be the Dalai Lama...
:50:24
- or a beautiful Baywatch babe, which would you choose?
- Baywatch babe.
:50:28
Now, think about it. I know
the Baywatch beauty is so desirable...
:50:31
and she has the perfect body and she runs
up and down the beach with a bikini on.
:50:34
That's a really hot girl,
the Baywatch beauty, right?
:50:37
But the Dalai Lama has total inner
peace and spiritual enlightenment.
:50:41
There's no comparison.
:50:43
Don't you agree?
:50:46
She agrees.
Here. Oh!
:50:50
Ricky, what do you want to do?
:50:52
I- I-I don't know.
I could go back to school, I guess.
:50:55
...the size on this one, folks.
:50:57
This is the saw you want, boys.
Bucking, pruning, trimming.
:51:00
The hotel/restaurant business always held a
real lure for me. I'm a people person. What?
:51:03
- Hi.
- Hi.
:51:05
- Hello. No.
- So give us a call, and I'll carve you a great deal.
:51:08
- Nice chain saw.
- Who are you?
:51:10
Oh, I'm new here. I'm a friend
of Ricky Hayman's. Hi, Ricky.
:51:13
- Just curious about chain saws.
- Incoming. Mayday. Mayday. This is a disaster.
:51:16
This is a massacre.
You've got to be kidding.
:51:18
Can I hold it? It's a dandy.
Can I have the weight in my hand?
:51:21
Feel the weight
of that chain saw. Wow!
:51:24
- It's a heavy one. Be careful.
- Oh, yeah.
:51:25
- He's staying at my home, and this is his gratitude?
- He gave him the chain saw.
:51:28
- This is gonna be good.
- This is not good.
:51:30
I have a question.
If I said to you...
:51:33
you could watch me sculpt
the Venus de Milo with my hands...
:51:36
or chainsaw
this entire studio...
:51:38
what do you think
their call-in vote would be?
:51:41
For creation or destruction?
You guys call in now. Call.
:51:43
He's hitting every single set.
He's cutting a... It's a clean sweep!
:51:46
He's making a clean swath from one side
of the studio to the 'nother!
:51:48
I know just what they want.
:51:50
Whoa! Now would be a good time to talk about the safety features.
:51:54
This is good.
McBainbridge'll love this.