:32:00
Will you sit down?
We're dinosaurs headed for extinction.
:32:04
Speak for yourself.
:32:06
We're making way for the new police:
:32:08
Guys with guns and psychology degrees,
like Butters out there.
:32:17
Biter has a psychology degree?
:32:19
-More like a psycho degree.
-Times have got to change.
:32:22
I once got shot by a hot-rodder
with a zip gun.
:32:25
That's how far back I go.
:32:28
You wanted to see us?
:32:30
Some things don't change.
:32:32
-Here we go.
-The department lost its insurance.
:32:35
All the damage you've done,
they can't get a new one...
:32:38
...while you two still run around.
:32:42
They can't fire you either.
:32:44
So, they're promoting you.
:32:49
-Lieutenant!
-There's no open lieutenant spots.
:32:52
So the chief used his special privilege,
making you captains.
:32:57
-Better.
-Captain!
:32:59
Time was when this would send me over
the falls. I'm getting old.
:33:04
What do we do now?
:33:06
Captain shit!
:33:07
-Hang out.
-Take long lunches.
:33:10
Yell, "Riggs, Murtaugh,
I'm the captain. "
:33:13
"Chief's shitting bricks! "
:33:15
You finished?
:33:16
Can you stay out of trouble?
:33:19
Absolutely.
:33:21
-Captain Riggs!
-Captain Murtaugh!
:33:31
You want your badges?
Let me see those sergeant badges.
:33:35
Throw them over here.
:33:39
This is the most painful
experience of my life.
:33:42
-Now get out!
-Thank you, Captain.
:33:44
Thank you, Captain.
:33:47
Enough with the "Captain" shit!
Get out of here!
:33:50
After you, Captain, I insist!
"O Captain! My Captain! "
:33:54
-Captains outrageous!
-News travels fast.
:33:56
Get a break from real police work.
Play golf, tennis....