:56:00
I'll will it not to happen.
:56:02
You're going to will it?
:56:04
I'm not too old for this shit.
:56:06
I'm not too old for this shit.
We're not too old for this shit.
:56:10
We're not too old for this shit.
We're not too old for...
:56:13
Say it like you believe it.
:56:14
We're not too old for this shit.
:56:18
I'm not going to buy
a hemorrhoid cushion.
:56:20
I won't get corns!
:56:21
I got corns!
:56:23
I won't wear a suit!
:56:24
What's wrong with wearing a suit?
:56:26
How's it going, Captain?
:56:38
Thanks a lot, guys.
Very funny!
:56:40
That cop tried to strip-search me!
:56:42
-You get his phone number?
-Funny.
:56:44
Sugar-glazed with jelly.
Thanks, Leo.
:56:47
-What happened? The scratches.
-A dog.
:56:49
A dog catch you
drinking out of his bowl?
:56:52
I'm working on
an important P.I. case.
:56:55
Did the dog hire you?
:56:56
No! The people that
lost the dog hired me.
:56:59
Sounds like a big case.
:57:00
It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot.
It's an expensive dog.
:57:05
-A Bolshoi.
-Borzoi.
:57:07
Whatever, whatever!
:57:09
And you found it?
:57:11
Sort of.
Listen to what happens.
:57:14
Instead of going looking for the dog,
I went to the pound.
:57:18
I take the dog home, dye him.
It looks exactly like their dog.
:57:22
Dog was a real rat, though.
:57:23
He scratched me.
But I got the job done.
:57:25
Some kind of P.I. business you got.
:57:28
Douche Ventura, pet infective.
:57:30
It's grand theft.
:57:32
With trickery, it's a felony.
:57:33
It is?
You guys are always kidding.
:57:36
I get it. Here comes
that touchy kid. I'm not here.
:57:42
Putter!
:57:43
The guy you chased in Chinatown?
:57:45
His gun matched slugs
on the bodies on the boat.
:57:48
He's your shooter.
:57:51
Guy that got away from me.
:57:52
He didn't get far.
They found him on a rooftop nearby.
:57:56
Strangled.
And pigeons ate his eyeballs.