:58:00
Cool.
:58:01
Excuse me.
:58:05
I hate these phones!
You get a call, they cut you off.
:58:09
You make a call, they cut you off!
:58:11
You know what they're doing?
They fuck you with cell phones.
:58:15
They love when you get cut off.
You know why?
:58:18
When you call back...
:58:20
...they charge you for the first
minute again at that high rate.
:58:24
If you're able to call back...
:58:26
...because the 3-hour battery
you got only lasts 20 minutes.
:58:30
If you're behind a hill, it goes....
:58:32
Or you go through a tunnel.
And they keep making it smaller!
:58:36
You know why?
So you can lose it.
:58:39
So you buy more phones.
I never lost my mother's phone!
:58:42
Take you two hours to make
a long-distance call.
:58:48
I messed up! Hang up.
Got to do it again!
:58:52
I never lost my
Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone.
:58:55
And scanners! They get your
number and call all over the world!
:58:59
Somebody took my number
and called Afghanistan!
:59:03
I don't know what fucking
Afghanistan look like.
:59:07
Even if I did, I would not talk
to their Afghan ass for 3 hours!
:59:11
I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours!
:59:13
They fuck you with the cell phones!
:59:16
You know when you go to a drive-through?
Hold on.
:59:19
Why am I talking...?
:59:22
-Leo Getz, private investigator.
-Private investigator?
:59:25
I wondered if you'd
investigate my privates.
:59:29
Investigate what?
:59:30
My privates, you stupid shit.
Shut the fuck up!
:59:34
Very funny!
You're costing me money.
:59:37
$3 to answer a call.
They fuck me, now you!
:59:40
You're tough when on the phone.
:59:42
Right!
Telephone tough guy.
:59:44
Why are we talking on the phone?
:59:45
Get out of here.
Go home!
:59:48
What happened to your face?
:59:50
"No" means no!
:59:54
He'll like me, I can tell.
:59:56
He'd be the first.