:09:02
Uh-huh.
:09:05
And I wanna share my love
of Jesus with you.
:09:09
Oh, why didn't you say so!
Come on in!
:09:13
- Really?
- Come on!
:09:15
I say unto you,
"Nay, they are many,...
:09:18
... yea, and we can witness
of their sincerity,...
:09:20
... because of their love
towards their brethren, and...
:09:22
and also, towards us."
:09:24
So you see, Jesus Christ
spoke to prophets...
:09:27
... right here in the ancient Americas.
:09:29
- Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I dig that Jesus guy.
- You do?
:09:32
Oh, sure, the kids love him.
Happy Tart?
:09:37
Oh, thank you.
:09:39
Listen, kid,...
:09:42
Have you ever considered acting?
:09:44
Me? Oh... Yeah. Actually,
I majored in theater at BYU.
:09:48
Go on...
:09:49
Yeah. Are are you making a movie here?
:09:51
Yeah. And I want you to take over
as the leading man in my film.
:09:57
Me?? Really? Well. Wow!
:10:02
I still have another week of,
of mission work to do, but...
:10:05
... well what kind of movie is it?
:10:07
It's an action... adventure... porno.
:10:12
Porno?
Like as in porno-graphic?
:10:15
Well yeah, but it's not like that.
:10:18
Oh. Oh, I don't do those,
those kind of movies.
:10:21
Look, kid. It's two days' work and
I'll give you five thousand dollars.
:10:26
Hey, you were only giving me three hundred.
:10:27
How's your finger, Chuchekchesh?
:10:29
- I think it's better. I'm ready to go.
- Yeah?
:10:33
That's certainly is a lot of money, but I'm afraid
it goes against my beliefs. Thank you, very...
:10:36
Looook, kid. You got me all wrong.
:10:40
This is not your average porno.
:10:43
This is a very touching script.
:10:45
It's a poignant story about
some very important issues.
:10:50
About other people having... intercourse?
:10:53
- Well, this is an adult film.
- Well see, I can't do that.
:10:56
All right.
Make it seven thousand dollars.