Orgazmo

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But I...

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... am Sancho.

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And??

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Are you Sancho? No, you are not Sancho.

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Neither is Scott Baio Sancho.

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Frank Gifford is not Sancho.

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But I...

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- You... are Sancho!
- That's right.

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- Okay, you're hired.
- Of course.

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You get a hundred bucks a scene.
We're shooting one tonight.

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It's on the volcano set,
with the Assfuck Twins.

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Yeah?

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Boss, Joe Young is here to see you.
He says it's very important.

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God-damnit. Send him in.

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Whattaya want, Hung? I'm very very busy.

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Well, Mr. Orbison, I just came by
to tell you that... I have to quit.

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Oh my God, it's Orgazmo!

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- I am not Orgazmo!
- I am Sancho.

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You, you see, Mr. Orbison, my my fiancée came in
from out of town and everything just...

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... well... dangit,... I just have to
get back to Utah and marry her!

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Get outta here! I'll see ya on set tomorrow.

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No, I'm serious. I...

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I appreciate everything you've done
for me, but, I have to say no.

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My contract does state that
I can leave whenever I want.

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- Wait a minute, kid, you're forgetting something.
- What?

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That contracts don't mean shit to me.

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Now you're gonna finish this film.
And then do you know what you're gonna do?

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No.

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You're gonna do Orgazmo 3.
Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5,...

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... Orgazmo Twenty-fucking-Seven
if I want you to,...

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... and do you know why?!

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No.

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Because I'm Maxxx Orbison!
And I get what I want!!

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Now... Now hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison!
I said I don't wanna do it!

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And you don't... you don't... own me!

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You wanna bet I don't punk?!!!

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Now I'm warnin' you, kid!
Don't fuck with me!

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Now you go home and you tell your
little fiancée that the wedding is off...

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... and you have your ass...
back here tomorrow a.m.!