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:07:02
The Arthur Mendelson?
:07:04
Brand Beaton Industries.
:07:06
Guy was one of the most
innovative minds of our time.

:07:09
Look at him now.
He can't even count the windows.

:07:14
God. What happened to him?
Why is he here?

:07:17
Self-committed. Genius syndrome.
Howard Hughes-type shit.

:07:21
Constantly digging into the
creative potential of the human mind.

:07:27
I guess he dug too deep.
:07:29
This is real wood.
:07:31
Rowff!
:07:36
W-Why are we meeting in here?
It's cramped.

:07:40
Well, Everton, we're meeting in here
so that Rudy can participate.

:07:43
- It's cramped.
- Does anyone else
have a thought on that?

:07:46
- Cramped!
- I think he has a question.

:07:51
Do you find that funny, Hunter,
making fun of a man's infirmity?

:07:55
Maybe he does have a question.
He's alive.

:07:57
- He's catatonic.
- Well, he still has a brain.

:08:00
- Maybe he wants to participate too.
- Yeah.

:08:03
Maybe he has a question.
:08:05
Yeah, maybe.
:08:07
Maybe he knows why we're cramped!
:08:12
Maybe Beany knows a lot more
than we give him credit for.

:08:15
Excuse me. Beany?
Which way is heaven?

:08:18
That's correct!
:08:20
That'll be enough, Hunter.
:08:21
Beany, how much taller
is Wilt Chamberlain than you?

:08:24
- Right.
:08:27
Hey, Beany! Beany!
Where's the ceiling?

:08:30
That's enough. Stop it.
:08:32
Where do the birds fly, Beany?
:08:34
How do you say hello to Hitler?
:08:36
Beany, how does Hitler say hello?
:08:41
How do you check
an elephant for a hernia?

:08:46
Who would win a staring contest?
Beany!

:08:49
Who... Who farted?
:08:51
Beany!
:08:53
- Who likes to masturbate?
- Yea!

:08:56
I do! I do!
:08:58
Hey, Beany, how does an
one-armed referee say "field goal"?


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