Simon Birch
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1:02:00
- I could be Joseph. Joseph does nothing.
- Told ya.

1:02:01
You are going to make
a wonderful angel, Howard.

1:02:04
- But...
- Thank you.

1:02:08
- Psycho.
- What about me?

1:02:12
Well, Simon, you know what?
1:02:15
- You have the most important
role of all.
- No.

1:02:18
Without you,
there would be no play.

1:02:21
I'm not playing the baby Jesus,
so just forget it!

1:02:23
- You're the only one
who fits into the manger.
- I won't do it!

1:02:26
Come on, Simon.
It'll be fun.

1:02:39
Easy! It says swaddling clothes.
Swaddle it!

1:02:44
Simon, that is so cute!
1:02:47
I look like a burn victim.
1:02:51
- You made her laugh.
- She's laughing at me.

1:02:54
What's the difference?
She likes you.

1:02:56
Everyone likes
the swaddling baby Jesus.

1:02:59
- It's great!
- You really like it? Well, thank you.

1:03:01
Why does Ming get
all the girls?

1:03:04
But, uh, things
will be different...

1:03:06
once God makes you
a hero, right, Simon?

1:03:15
- Right?
- Huh?

1:03:18
Oh, yeah.
I guess.

1:03:21
You! You, you, you,
you, you, you! Okay, okay. Come on.

1:03:25
So, is everybody ready
for dress rehearsal?

1:03:27
- No.
- What now, Simon?

1:03:29
What are those?
1:03:31
- They're turtledoves.
- They look like
they're from outer space.

1:03:34
The audience won't know
what they are.

1:03:36
They're doves, Simon!
The audience knows what a dove is!

1:03:39
They're giant doves!
They're as big as half a donkey!

1:03:43
They're actually
kind of frightening!

1:03:45
Oh, look what I found
wandering off. A turtle.

1:03:49
Oh! A little turtledove! Look at that.
1:03:52
Oh, so how's
the rehearsal going?

1:03:55
Help. Please! I'm gonna strangle him.

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