1:03:01
lt's fairly simple.
1:03:03
l am standing
on the platform...
1:03:06
at Limbo Central...
1:03:08
with my heart and soul
packed in my suitcase...
1:03:11
waiting for the Gerry
Friggin' Express...
1:03:13
to roll in and tell me that
my ticket is still valid!
1:03:16
That l may
reboard the train!
1:03:18
Only the station announcer
keeps coming on...
1:03:22
and telling me that
my train has been delayed!
1:03:25
As the driver has suffered
a major panic attack...
1:03:29
in lndecision City...
1:03:30
we suggest
you take the bus!
1:03:34
That's what l am trying
to do, you cripple!
1:03:45
Except--
1:03:49
it's quite clear that that
is never going to happen.
1:03:56
ls it?
1:03:59
No reply.
1:04:03
Perfect.
1:04:06
So, l--l'm not waiting
anymore, Gerry.
1:04:11
l am cashing
my ticket in.
1:04:13
l am taking that bus.
1:04:16
Oh, God.
1:04:17
l tell all my friends,
"Never go back."
1:04:21
Look at me.
l must be crazy.
1:04:25
Don't phone me for awhile.
1:04:27
Ow!
1:04:29
Oh!
1:04:31
No, don't phone me
at all ever!
1:04:38
lt's over!
1:04:39
Again!
1:04:44
l've done it, Russell.
1:04:46
l've bloody done it.
1:04:48
Excellent.
Congratulations.
1:04:49
Done what?
1:04:50
l've finished it.
1:04:51
Oh, the book?
1:04:53
Oh, well, great, mate.
That's great.
1:04:54
Not the book.
Not the book, Russell.
1:04:56
l'm a novelist.
1:04:57
l'm never going
to finish the book.
1:04:59
The affair.
The affair.