Small Soldiers
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:05:00
...for action!
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The world"s most awesome
high-tech fighting force...

:05:13
...is ready to battle for
the next millennium.

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Chip Hazard, reporting for duty!
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Wait. Hold on.
:05:21
Hold on, hold on. Can they really do that?
:05:24
-Do what?
-Punch out of the box.

:05:27
No.
:05:28
l didn't think so.
:05:30
There's a disclaimer.
Legal says we're completely covered.

:05:34
You know what l'm sick of?
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Commercials showing trucks
popping up on Mount Rushmore...

:05:39
...and parking on Abraham Lincoln's head.
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And shampoo commercials that say
women can look like Claudia Schiffer...

:05:45
...after one cycle of rinse and repeat.
:05:48
What if these toys actually could talk?
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What if they could walk?
What if they could actually kick ass?

:05:54
Nick Nitro.
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Toys that are so smart
when kids play with them...

:05:58
...they play back.
:06:00
Toys that actually do what they do
in the commercials.

:06:04
That's an interesting idea.
:06:06
Forget the ''Batteries not included'' crap.
:06:08
Put in a lifetime GloboTech lithium cell.
:06:10
They'll run forever.
That'll piss off the guys at Eveready.

:06:15
How's this slogan? ''The Commando Elite.
Anything else is just a toy.''

:06:19
''Everything else is just a toy.''
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That's good, too. Sure.
:06:23
Sir?
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You know, that kind of computing power
doesn't really seem feasible--

:06:29
lrwin, we're part of GloboTech.
We can find the technology.

:06:33
Our missiles can find a bastard 7,000 miles
away and stick a warhead up his ass.

:06:38
This won't be a problem. They're soldiers.
What do soldiers need?

:06:42
-Hats?
-Camouflage?

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Ms. Kegel?
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Enemies, sir.
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Enemies. See, these hideous,
ugly freaks are the enemy...

:06:52
...and our guys have to find them
and vaporize them.

:06:55
No, they're not.... Sir?
:06:58
Don't you think that's a bit violent?

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