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:02:00
He said...
Okay.

:02:02
Slamfist Ocula.
Good. Check.

:02:04
- [ Squeaks ]
- [ Whispering ] Chickens.

:02:08
- Hey.
- Hey. Let me help you with these.

:02:10
Pretty exciting,
huh ?

:02:12
I don't know. I think it kinda...
It's kinda sad. I mean...

:02:15
You know, Heartland Toys
has a long tradition...

:02:17
of bringing joy
to kids, you know ?

:02:19
Gil Mars isn't going
to care about any of that.

:02:21
He's just going
to care about profits.

:02:23
- I think it sucks.
- Welcome to Earth, Irwin.

:02:25
You may not be familiar
with our customs,

:02:27
but this is pretty much the way
things work down here in the real world.

:02:29
Yeah, well,
the real world sucks.

:02:31
It does have its perks.
:02:35
Gentlemen.
I'm Ms. Kegel,

:02:37
executive assistant
to Mr. Mars.

:02:39
Hello.
:02:41
Let me be the first to welcome you
to the Globotech family.

:02:44
- Okay.
- Just as he's done with his computer,

:02:46
electronics,
telecommunications, munitions,

:02:48
chemical and food divisions,
:02:50
Mr. Mars intends to bring
his own personal touch
to Heartland Play Systems.

:02:54
Oh.
Well, that's good.

:02:56
[ Sighs ]
Okay.

:02:59
All right.
Uh...

:03:01
These are...
W- Where's everybody else ?

:03:05
- There is no longer any
"everybody else."
- Mr. Mars, I'm Larry Benson.

:03:08
- I wanted to tell you
what an honor it is...
- Cut the kiss-ass, pal.

:03:10
Two minutes after I leave this room,
I won't remember your name.

:03:13
- This is Irwin Wayfair.
- Great.

:03:15
It's been brought to my attention
that you two are responsible for this.

:03:17
Yes, sir.
That's Flatchoo.

:03:19
He's part of
the Belch Brigade.

:03:21
Yeah. A- Actually,
the whole line was, uh, Irwin's idea.

:03:23
- [ Belches, Farts ]
- [ Chuckles ]

:03:26
But once I refined the concept
and created the marketing campaign,

:03:29
it was the most successful
product launched in company history.

:03:31
That's why I bought the place. And
that's why you two are still on board.

:03:35
So, let's talk
about the future.

:03:42
Oh, uh...
Yes. Okay.

:03:44
These are Gorgonites, sir.
And they're...

:03:46
- Hi. How are you today ?
- I'm late.

:03:49
All right.
Uh...

:03:50
Here's...
I drew up some pictures.

:03:52
That's a picture
you can have.

:03:56
Here's a...
All right, uh...

:03:58
All right. These are Gorgonites, sir.
And, uh, this one...


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