:04:01
This is Archer. He's the, uh,
grand noble leader of the...
:04:05
Okay. And, uh...
Troglokhan,
:04:07
the navigator
who- who navigates.
:04:10
Okay. Well, they're...
These are monsters...
:04:13
who come from The Land of Gorgon,
and they've come to our world.
:04:15
They're lost, and now
in order to get back to Gorgon,
:04:17
they have to, uh, find out as much
stuff about our world as possible.
:04:21
And this way, the kids
can learn and do research...
:04:23
- Excuse me. Did you say "learn ?"
- Learn. Learn, yeah.
:04:28
Next.
:04:30
Mr. Mars.
:04:33
Allow me
to introduce you to...
:04:38
Major...
:04:42
Chip Hazard, leader
of the Commando Elite.
:04:47
It's called "multimedia,"
Irwin.
:04:50
Look into it.
:04:54
[ Man Narrating ]
The future is here.
:04:57
A new age has dawned...
:05:01
for action.
:05:10
The world's most awesome,
high tech fighting force...
:05:13
is ready to battle
for the next millennium.
:05:16
- Chip Hazard, reporting for duty !
- Hey, w- w- wait a minute !
:05:19
- Hold on. Hold on. Wait.
- These are the greatest toys
I've ever had !
:05:23
- Can they... Can they really do that ?
- Do what ?
:05:25
- The thing where he punches
his way out of the box.
- No.
:05:28
I didn't think so.
:05:30
There's a disclaimer. I mean,
legal says we're completely covered.
:05:34
- You know what I'm sick of ?
- [ TV Continues, Indistinct ]
:05:36
I'm sick of commercials
that show four- by- four trucks...
:05:38
popping up to the top
of Mt. Rushmore...
:05:40
and parking on top
of Abraham Lincoln's head.
:05:42
Okay ? I'm sick of shampoo commercials
that try to convince women...
:05:44
they can look like Claudia Schiffer
after one cycle of rinse and repeat.
:05:48
What if these toys
actually could talk ?
:05:50
What if they could walk ?
:05:52
- What if they could actually kick ass ?
- Nick Nitro !
:05:55
I'm talking about toys
that are so smart,
:05:57
when kids play with 'em,
they play back.
:05:59
Toys in short,
gentlemen,