:06:01
that actually do what
they do in the commercials.
:06:03
Well, that's
an interesting idea.
:06:06
Forget about this
batteries- not- included crap.
:06:07
We're gonna stick in a lifetime
Globotech lithium cell.
:06:10
Keep these things
running forever.
:06:12
- That'll piss off the guys at Eveready.
- Yeah.
:06:15
Hey, how's this for a slogan:
The Commando Elite.
Anything else is just a toy.
:06:18
Everything else
is just a toy.
:06:21
Th- Th- That's
good too.
:06:23
- Sure.
- Uh, sir ?
:06:25
Uh, you know, that kind
of computing power...
:06:27
- doesn't really seem
feasible right now, and, and...
- Irwin. Irwin.
:06:30
We're members of the Globotech family.
Surely we can hunt down the technology.
:06:33
We can make missiles that can
hunt down one unlucky bastard...
:06:35
7,000 miles away and stick
a nuclear warhead right up his ass.
:06:38
I don't think we're going to
have a problem with this.
:06:40
Now, these guys are soldiers, right ?
And what do soldiers need ?
:06:42
- Hats ?
- Cam- Cam- Camouflage ?
:06:45
- Ms. Kegel ?
- Enemies, sir.
:06:48
Enemies. See, these hideous,
ugly freaks... These guys are the enemy.
:06:51
And our guys have to seek 'em out
and vaporize 'em.
:06:55
Well, no, they're not...
:06:57
Sir ? Um, don't you think
that's a bit violent ?
:07:00
Exactly. So don't call it violence.
Call it action.
:07:03
Kids love action.
It sells.
:07:06
Besides,
what're you worried about ?
:07:08
They're only toys.
:07:12
I can't believe this.
This is wrong. This is really wrong.
:07:16
I mean... You know,
this is a- a total perversion...
:07:18
of everything I designed
these Gorgonites to be.
:07:20
Oh, would you can it,
Irwin. Come on.
:07:22
This is a golden opportunity.
If we pull this off,
:07:24
- we will have Gil Mars
eating out of our hands.
- And by the way, gentlemen,
:07:27
Mr. Mars expects the product to be
ready for shipment in three months.
:07:30
- Three months ?
- No, no, no, no, no.
:07:34
It takes at least six months. There's
product testing and focus groups...
:07:37
Three months is fine. Tell Mr. Mars in
three months, everything will be ready.
:07:40
All right, then.
Now, these are your security cards.
:07:43
These will give you
unlimited access...
:07:45
to all top secret
Global- Technology.
:07:48
And these are your
individual secret passwords.
:07:51
Please take a moment
to memorize them now.
:07:55
[ Chuckles ]
Mine's "Gizmo."
:07:57
I said, secret.
:07:59
Well, but...