:37:00
Bite the bullet, pal.
It'll be okay.
:37:02
- Here's the tape.
- Let's close him up.
:37:05
[ Groaning ]
:37:07
Go ahead, kid.
Let it out.
:37:16
- [ Groaning Continues ]
- It's a small world after all.
:37:20
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Hello.
:37:23
Heartland Play Systems.
How may I help you ?
:37:26
Yes. I'm having trouble
with one of your...
:37:30
What is the name of the toy,
and what is the nature of the problem ?
:37:32
- The toys are the Gorgonites...
- There are no more Gorgonites.
:37:36
Shh.
And the Commando Elite.
:37:39
The Commando Elite
are the mortal enemy...
:37:41
- of the Gorgonites.
- And what is the nature of the problem?
:37:43
The Commando Elite wrecked my dad's
store and destroyed the Gorgonites !
:37:46
The Commando Elite are designed
to fight the Gorgonites.
:37:49
They didn't fight them. They destroyed
them, and now they're gone !
:37:52
I'm sorry, but Heartland Play Systems
does not replace lost toys.
:37:55
I didn't lose them !
Look, is there a machine I can talk to ?
:37:58
- Just transfer me to a machine.
- Fine.
:38:00
- Have a nice day, ma'am.
- I'm not a ma'am !
:38:05
[ Electronic Voice ]
Please state the name of your toy...
:38:07
and the nature
of your problem. [ Beeps ]
:38:09
Your damn Commando Elite
wrecked my dad's store,
:38:11
destroyed the stupid Gorgonites
and ran off.
:38:13
Got it ?
Lawsuit. Got that ?
:38:17
Alan Abernathy.
330- 555- 0125.
:38:22
- Destroy Gorgonites.
- Shut up !
:38:30
- [ Rock On Headphones ]
- Alan...
:38:33
Don't talk to me !
:38:37
Not a word.
:38:46
- [ Audience Applauding ]
- And on Monday morning at 0900 hours,
:38:49
250,000 Commandos
and 250,000 Gorgonites...
:38:53
will fight side by side
with children everywhere,
:38:56
trying to separate
Mommy and Daddy...
:38:58
from the money
in their wallets.