:27:02
because I'm sitting on my car
and that's my property.
:27:05
Well, um, I've had complaints
from several students...
:27:09
that you've sold them
mind-altering substances.
:27:11
You want to tell me about it
or take it up with Principal Drake?
:27:14
You're too tense, Miss Burke,
but I've got just the thing for you.
:27:18
You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure
here. It's time you realized that.
:27:21
"For gentle relief of blockage
caused by dietary stress."
:27:23
- Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
- You know...
:27:26
if you applied
just five percent...
:27:28
- of that intellect to your studies,
- Not a chocolate lover, huh?
:27:31
you could have made up
your finals last summer.
:27:33
- You didn't have to
repeat your senior year.
- How about these?
:27:37
Condoms.
:27:39
Magnum-sized,
and they're cherry-flavoured.
:27:44
Oh, come on, Miss Burke.
They're on me.
:27:48
That's so rude.
:28:00
I need a lead story.
I have no page one.
:28:03
Well, we found a new phylum
in Biology. It's bizarre.
:28:07
Really bizarre. Mr Furlong thinks
it might be a new species.
:28:10
Ooh, let me race
to the stands for that issue.
:28:13
- Why do you rag on me so much?
What did I do?
- Nothing.
:28:15
It's just your fate.
You're that geeky Stephen King kid.
:28:17
There's one of you
in every school.
:28:19
- We can't go in here.
- [ Sighs ] Come on, Casey.
:28:21
You're with me.
Be brave.
:28:26
Okay, so what are
we looking for?
:28:30
Anything.
:28:38
Nurse Harper is medicated.
Big surprise.
:28:42
Hey.
:28:44
No, I exposed Mr Tate's alcoholism
last year. Nobody cares.
:28:48
Well, his wife certainly didn't
when she ran off with the baby-sitter.
:28:52
[ Scoffs ]
God.
:28:55
- You can be such a...
- What?
:28:58
pretty cool human being when you're
not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.