The Odd Couple II
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:14:00
Feeling better now? What's the matter?
Did you sprain your tongue too?

:14:05
I'm angry at myself.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.

:14:09
We've always had bad chemistry.
We mix like oil and frozen yoghurt.

:14:14
- But I'm glad to see you anyway.
- Me too, Oz.

:14:21
- I was some kind of nut in those days.
- From pecan to pistachio.

:14:28
I guess I still am.
I hate mess and I hate disorder.

:14:32
I went to a hypnotist to try to cure me.
:14:35
- It didn't work, right?
- No.

:14:37
He was late.
I straightened up his office and left.

:14:44
You better pull off the freeway.
I got to pee.

:15:02
How are you doing, kid?
:15:05
Are you the waiter?
What do you want?

:15:08
- $5.
- Why should I give you $5?

:15:12
Your friend said you would for telling
you he's locked in the bathroom.

:15:21
Why did you tell him five bucks?
He would have done it for a quarter.

:15:25
What freeway are
we supposed to be on?

:15:27
- The 405.
- I think that sign back there said 101.

:15:31
If you didn't have the brains
to pee back at the airport,

:15:34
how do you know what the sign said?
:15:36
Reading and peeing
are two different things.

:15:39
At your age you're lucky
you can do either one.

:15:49
Is your daughter like you? She's not going
to clean up after the reception, is she?

:15:54
My daughter is wonderful,
and your son is damn lucky to get her.


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