The Odd Couple II
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:16:00
- Let me tell you something else.
- Don't. That's why I moved to Florida.

:16:04
We keep this up,
I'll be living in Guatemala.

:16:07
That's fine by me.
:16:12
Are you retired now?
:16:15
Me? Never! I'm doing part-time
charity work at the hospital.

:16:21
- You mean bed pans and stuff like that?
- No.

:16:24
I read to them. I read them stories,
write letters for them, tell them jokes.

:16:29
It's good for me too, you know.
After my last wife...

:16:32
You've probably heard about that.
:16:34
Sorry to hear that.
I heard she went quickly.

:16:37
Moved out while I was asleep.
Never even left a note.

:16:41
Is that three divorces now?
:16:43
Three divorces,
two broken engagements,

:16:45
and five women who disappeared
on the first date.

:16:48
Went to the ladies' room,
never came back.

:16:50
You just had some bad luck
with your personality.

:16:53
I haven't given up.
:16:56
Somewhere out there,
I know there is a right woman for me.

:17:00
- Should I stop the car and look?
- No, but pull over, I got to eat.

:17:05
I have this low sugar condition,
I have to eat every four hours.

:17:09
Why didn't you eat
when we stopped at El Pollo Loco?

:17:13
Because it wasn't time to eat,
it was time to pee.

:17:34
Make out a timetable,
when you're going to eat, pee,

:17:38
fart, cry and sleep.
That's the last time I pull off the freeway.

:17:43
I suppose you never have to pee?
:17:47
I do it for half hour in the morning
and then I'm through for the day.

:17:57
What have you got there?
What are you doing?


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