:08:00
And l am inquiring as to whether
you have the need for
an experienced waterboy...
:08:04
on your upcoming season.
:08:06
Nice suit.
:08:09
Thank you.
l-l-l-lt was my daddy's.
:08:11
- Hold that thought.
- Yeah.
:08:13
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Come on. Come here.
:08:16
Come here. Come on.
Come on, everybody.
:08:18
- All right, this is it.
This is the play.
- 0kay.
:08:21
This is the play.
This is the play. 0kay ?
:08:24
The quarterback. Two receivers
lined up to the left, one to the right.
:08:27
There's a flanker lined up to the left
behind the quarterback.
:08:29
- 0h, okay.
- He gives the ball--
No, he doesn't get the ball.
:08:32
The receiver goes
all the way over there to the left.
:08:34
0nce the quarterback has the ball,
he fakes to the left.
:08:39
No. He fakes to the right.
He doesn't fake.
:08:43
He thinks about faking.
He pretends to fake.
:08:48
l don't know
where l am.
:08:51
l can't breathe.
:08:53
0r, this room is getting smaller.
l have to sit down.
:08:57
Hang on here.
Take some water.
:09:06
All right, there.
:09:12
This is good. This is much better
than what l serve.
:09:17
- That is the water that
you serve to your players ?
- Uh-huh.
:09:22
lt is imperative that you allow me
to be your waterboy.
:09:25
l can't hire you.
l can't hire anybody with the--
:09:30
You do not have to-- have to pay me.
l-l will do it for free.
:09:32
Just promise me that you will
never distribute the contents
of that jug to any human person.
:09:36
- That's a deal.
- lt's a deal ?
:09:41
Thank you so-so much, Coach Klein.
l-- l will not let you down.
:09:45
- Good day.
- Good day.
:09:46
l-l-l'll see you
at practice.
:09:54
- - Boom, boom, boom, boom -
- [ Yelling ]
:09:56
- Bang, bang, bang, bang -
:09:58
- Boom, boom, boom, boom -